so i was chillin with steve this saturday afternoon and we were walking back from the video store down sweetzer. all of a sudden we see this red convertable viper with this brunette hoochie looking girl with her big ole' sunglasses (which was kinda cool) in the passenger seat and this skinny blonde haired dude in the drivers seat. all of a sudden steve and i were like, "dude, that guy looks so familiar!?!" and then BINGO! it was aaron carter! we didn't get all excited or anything, but more laughed. the part that kills me is that he was all wearing this hooded sweatshrit like he was hiding form the papparazzi or something. (headshake eyeroll)
later that day we went for a spot o' tea at the chado tea room and sitting directly behind us was JOHN LITHGOW. you know the guy from third rock from the sun. and i believe that he was with this woman too, possibly his wife... cool...
so the other day i must have been really frazzeled, b/c i went to go pee and i totally peed on my shirt!!! it was really disgusting (i know, i'm andrew, i'm disgusting, i pee on my shirts...). so i rushed to the sink and tried to wash it off. luckily it was only on the tip of the shirt and it didn't spread really far so i was able to wash it off. so to kinda play off like i didn't pee on my self i tried to tuck in the shirt a little bit, well fold it under my jacket and walk back to my desk as fast as i could. so i sat down and turned on the fan at my desk and it dried off...
but i saw the funniest thing today. i was in class and with todays fashions, everything seems to be lowrise this, showing my pubes here.... so i was sitting in the back of the room of my near futures class and two rows infront of me this girl is all dressed up, wearing this ruched copper-colored button up top, these wedged shoes and her lowrise jeans and she's all accessoried too. she kinda has a butta face (you know, she looks good, BUTTA face!), but she's pulling off the outfit. anyways she sits down and with her low rise jeans i can totally see that she's wearing this black lacey g, which is like whatever, i don't really care, we all see it all the time. but since she's in front of me, i can't help but stare. so i'm looking at it and she's totally got her g backwards!!! i was thinking, maybe since there isn't that much fabric, the inside flipped out or something, but nope! it was totally backwards!
and then last week, she wore this bra that had bumps or some articulated pattern on it, but she wore it with a pretty tight shirt so it looked like she had warts on her breasts!!!
oh poor girl...
danke =)
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alright, so it's been a while since i've actually written something... not that i haven't tried to, but this thing sometimes won't upload some of the pictures that i want to post so i'm like "f it!" and leave all disgruntled and peeved. anyways...
so two weeks ago my bro and his wife (mando and jackie) got their new bedroom furniture, which i haven't seen yet, but is supposed to be japanese inspired, so it should be cool. so they sold their old bedroom stuff which included a full bed frame, a armoire, night stand and a mattress. the people that bought the furniture were too lazy to actually drive up to sherman oaks from long beach, so monz and i packed it up and took it to my parents house. the next day i was at school, but mando and jackie told me that the long beachers came to the house to pick up the furniture, but one of them smelled my dad's cooking, totally grabbed a shrimp and said "IS THIS SHRIMP?" the person proceeded to take a seat and eat the shrimp while the rest of the people were moving the furniture... WTF??!!!
first of all, my brother was kind enough to not let you travel all the way out to sherman oaks, but met you half in culver city at his parents house even, (which i don't totally understand) and all you do is go and eat their food? and to top it off, they don't even ask, they just touch and take. that is so f'ing rude...
anyways so they take everything else but leave the full mattress. so suddenly, my eyes open wide and i'm like, "monz, what are you going to do with your mattress?" which basically meant that i was going to take it, and before he could say anything i was all "and i'm not goign to pay you for it either!" and jackie, alvin and minette (who where down for the weekend) were like "yah monz, just give it to him, dont' sell it to him, like the cellphone you sold larnie!" so basically mando sold a cellphone to larnie...this is where i do the headshake eyeroll along with alvin, minette and jackie. good lawd! it was this old startac that he gave her. geezzzz... anyways so bascially i got a new mattress, for free!!! UPGRADE! (thanks monz)
so the next weekend my dad and i went to ikea and bought a new bedframe. we went to the ikea in carson but on the way back we stopped at bed bath and beyond, and the nordy racks (nordstrom rack) by the howard hughes center. apparently my dad has never been to nordy racks and we spent a considerable amount of time. my dad got a new pair of johnston and murphey black loafers and i got some 600 thread count sheets for like $35! it was awesome. i think my dad is going to go back there. so after we put the bed together, which was a task in itself, i rearranged a few things in my bedroom and now i kinda have a new bedroom... it feels more adult. who knew that a bigger bed could do that. i think the funniest thing is that my dad goes into my bedroom and he just stares at it and starts smiling. it's like he proud of the arrangment or something. it's funny... oh papa....
later that day we went for a spot o' tea at the chado tea room and sitting directly behind us was JOHN LITHGOW. you know the guy from third rock from the sun. and i believe that he was with this woman too, possibly his wife... cool...
